The Isles of Student Loan Debt is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.92 billion Debtians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renart. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Debtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Raviolis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,936 Raviolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Ravioli treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Student Loan Debt's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Student Loan Debt is ranked 288,455^th in the world and 194^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.43 kickbacks per hour.